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"The Bard's Tale" is the ending song of "Quest to Sleepy Peak Peak", the third episode of the second season of Camp Camp and the 15th episode overall.

Lyrics

I'm on a quest. (I'm on a quest.)
I'm on a quest. (I'm on a quest.)
I just blew my whole check on a deck. (On a deck.)
I got 20 sided dice in my vest. (In my vest.)
I got maxed out stats, bitch I'm blessed. (Bitch I'm blessed.)
 
Look, I'm on a quest.
 
Hold up, I just rolled for initiative (We rollin')
So you know I don't give a shit.
Undefeated 'cause my flow is so ridiculous
Like a ranger with a bow I don't ever miss
 
Used to run dungeons from the a.m. to the p.m. (P.M.)
Now I'm lucky if I get a session on the weekend (Weekend)
Ladies made fun of me back when I was a DM (Master)
Now they see me rapping they stay jumping in my DMs
 
Aw shit, Aw shit, I think I'm getting old
Started off with table tops now I'm on MMOs
Bought a brand new set of dice that I don't get to roll
I'm just trying to find the time to level up my rogue
 
They try to get my into Everquest,
But I didn't want to play without my spell deck (Nope)
I don't want to try new things, I think that's evident
I'm guessing old school is what I represent.
 
Look, I'm on a quest. (I'm on a quest.)
I'm on a quest. (I'm on a quest.)
I just blew my whole check on a deck. (On a deck.)
I got 20 sided dice in my vest. (In my vest.)
I got maxed out stats, bitch I'm blessed. (Bitch I'm blessed.)
 
Look, I'm on a quest. (I'm on a quest.)
I'm on a quest. (I'm on a quest.)
I just blew my whole check on a deck. (On a deck.)
I got 20 sided dice in my vest. (In my vest.)
I got maxed out stats, bitch I'm blessed. (Bitch I'm blessed.)
 
Never had the time to pay attention to my haters (Haters)
I was busy spending paper on that pen and paper (Paper)
If she's not a roleplayer I could never date her (Date her)
I don't think this song could ever make it into Fader (Fader)
 
I remember getting wood for no reason (No)
Used to go to school in hand-me-downs and old sneakers (Nike)
But when I hit the dungeons, got a lot of gold pieces
I was chasing after platinum like ? and no features (None)
 
I was making money mowing all my neighbor's yards (Yards)
Hit the store an' spent it all on all the latest cards (Cards)
Always had my party smoking victory cigars [coughs]
Never went to class unless we talkin' 'bout my bard (OP)
 
That's why I'm not trying to pay off my tuition (No)
Never needed education, I just needed vision (Never)
Playing table top, I'm dedicated like religion (God)
Plus I'm slightly over powered in the 5th edition.
 
Listen, I'm on a quest. (I'm on a quest.)
I'm on a quest. (I'm on a quest.)
I just blew my whole check on a deck. (On a deck.)
I got 20 sided dice in my vest. (In my vest.)
I got maxed out stats, bitch I'm blessed. (Bitch I'm blessed.)
 
Look, I'm on a quest. (I'm on a quest.)
I'm on a quest. (I'm on a quest.)
I just blew my whole check on a deck. (On a deck.)
I got 20 sided dice in my vest. (In my vest.)
I got maxed out stats, bitch I'm blessed. (Bitch I'm blessed.)

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