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"The Bard's Tale" is the ending song for the "Quest to Sleepy Peak Peak" episode.

Lyrics

I'm on a quest (I'm on a quest)
I'm on a quest (I'm on a quest)
I just blew my whole cheque on a deck (On a deck)
I got 20 sided dice in my vest (In my vest)
I got maxed out stats, bitch I'm blessed (Bitch I'm blessed )
Look, I'm on a quest

Hold up, I just rolled for initiative (We rollin')
So you know I don't give a shit.
Undefeated 'cause my flow is so ridiculous
Like a ranger with a bow I don't ever miss
Used to run dungeons from the a.m. to the p.m. (P.M.)
Now I'm lucky if I get a session on the weekend (Weekend)
Ladies made fun of me back when I was a DM (Master)
Now they see me rapping they stay jumping in my DMs
Aw shit, Aw shit, I think I'm getting old
Started off with table tops now I'm on MMOs
Bought a brand new set of dice that I don't get to roll
I'm just trying to find the time to level up my rogue
They try to get my into Everquest,
But I didn't want to play without my spell deck (Nope)
I don't want to try new things, I think that's evident
I'm guessing old school is what I represent.

Look, I'm on a quest (I'm on a quest)
I'm on a quest (I'm on a quest)
I just blew my whole cheque on a deck (On a deck)
I got 20 sided dice in my vest (In my vest)
 I got maxed out stats, bitch I'm blessed (Bitch I'm blessed )

Look, I'm on a quest (I'm on a quest)
 I'm on a quest (I'm on a quest)
I just blew my whole cheque on a deck (On a deck)
I got 20 sided dice in my vest (In my vest)
I got maxed out stats, bitch I'm blessed (Bitch I'm blessed )

Never had the time to pay attention to my haters (Haters)
I was busy spending paper on that pen and paper (Paper)
If she's not a roleplayer I could never date her (Date her)
I don't think this song could ever make it into Fader (Fader)
I remember getting wood for no reason (No)
Used to go to school in hand-me-downs and old sneakers (Nike) But when I hit the dungeons, got a lot of gold pieces
I was chasing after platinum like ? and no features (None)
I was making money mowing all my neighbour's yards (Yards) Hit the store an' spent it all on all the latest cards (Cards)
Always had my party smoking victory cigars [coughs]
Never went to class unless we talkin' 'bout my bard (OP)
That's why I'm not trying to pay off my tuition (No)
Never needed education, I just needed vision (Yep)
Playing table top, I'm dedicated like religion (God)
Plus I'm slightly over powered in the 5th edition.

Listen, I'm on a quest (I'm on a quest)
I'm on a quest (I'm on a quest)
I just blew my whole cheque on a deck (On a deck)
I got 20 sided dice in my vest (In my vest)
I got maxed out stats, bitch I'm blessed (Bitch I'm blessed )

Look, I'm on a quest (I'm on a quest)
I'm on a quest (I'm on a quest)
 I just blew my whole cheque on a deck (On a deck)
I got 20 sided dice in my vest (In my vest)
I got maxed out stats, bitch I'm blessed (Bitch I'm blessed )

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