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"Scout's Dishonor" is the third episode of Camp Camp. This is the first episode set outside of Camp Campbell for the majority of its duration.

Official synopsis

Max, Neil, and Nikki's latest attempt to escape Camp Campbell goes awry. Nikki returns to a terrible place. Neil adapts to a better way of life. Max is held prisoner.

Episode description

Plot

This plot summary is incomplete.

As another day concludes at Camp Campbell, Max, Nikki, and Neil sneak out to the pier for their next escape attempt (after their failed one in "Escape from Camp Campbell"). Max enlists the help of Billy Nikssilp, allegedly a well decorated ex-woodscout, to ferry them away from Camp Campbell. Billy offers this help, not in generosity, but due to a "vow".

As they depart from camp, Neil and Nikki discuss what they would do "on the outside." However, when Nikki proceeds to offer this same question to Max– Max is shown to be distracted and concerned, suspicious of where they are heading– although Billy claims to be taking a "shortcut". Pondering this dilemma, Max comes to the revelation that they are traveling via woodscout property.

Upon Max's discovery, Billy ambushes Max and stabs him in the back with a sharpened candy cane. Startled, Neil and Nikki attempt to backpedal. However, Nikki is soon thrown overboard by Billy as "NO GIRLS [are] ALLOWED!" (referring to the woodscout camp). Seeking assistance from Neil, Max manages to restrain Billy for a time; however, Neil is nowhere to be seen, presumably falling overboard himself in attempt to retrieve Nikki. Billy regains control and forcefully jabs Max in the face. Battered, Max alleges that Billy never left the woodscouts, and indeed, Billy confirms that his vow was to show others the glory of the woodscouts.

Transcript

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*Peaceful Nighttime Music*  

David: Ah... another wonderful day at Camp Campbell.  

David: All that's left to do now is recharge with a full eight hours of lying in bed...  

David: Awake! Waiting for tomorrow!  

Max: Alright, guys, our first attempt to bust out of this god-forsaken hellhole didn't work.  

Max: But tonight's gonna be different.  

Max: Because we have a secret weapon...  

Max: Billy Nikssilp.  

Billy: Call me "Snake."  

Max: He's ex-wood scouts. And he's one of the best.  

Max: Isn't that right, Billy?  

*Bite.*  

Billy: Got my search-and rescue badge in two weeks...  

Billy: Got my wilderness survival in one.  

Nikki: That's amazing!  

Max: I never had a choice.  

Max: The Woodscouts are some of the most intense, militant campers on Lake Lilac.  

Max: Billy here escaped.  

Neil: ...And why is he helping us?  

Billy: I'm not doing this for YOU.  

Billy: I made a vow.  

Neil: ...Well, o-kay, let's get in the boat!  


Neil: So... what're you gonna do on the outside?  

Nikki: Probably live with the animals.  

Try and get raised by wolves, maybe work my way up to alpha. Pee on stuff.  

Nikki: What about you guys?  

Neil: I think I'll go to my dad's house and tell him that mom sent me to an abusive summer camp.  

Pretend to like him more so she'll try to buy back my love.  

Nikki: That's really dark, Neil.  

Nikki: How 'bout you, Max?  

...Max?  

Max: Billy...  

Max: Where are you taking us?  

Billy: ...Shortcut.  

*Suspenseful noise.*  

Neil: Aah!  

Neil: JESUS CHRIST!  

Billy: *Grr*  

Nikki: YO! WHAT GIVES?!  

Billy: NO GIRLS ALLOWED!  

Neil: NIKKI!  

Max: Neil, quick! Grab his-!  

Aw, shit.  
*THUD*  

Max: You never left them, did you Billy?!  

Billy: I made a vow... to show others the glory of the Woodscouts.  

And I told you...  
TO CALL ME SNAKE.  
*Thunder*  

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!  
There's a place I know that's tucked away,  
A place where you and I can stay,  
Where we can go to laugh and play,  
And have adventures every day!  
I know it sound hard to believe, but guys and gals, it's true!  
Camp Cambell is the place for me and you!  
We'll swim through lakes and climb up trees,  
Catch fish, bugs, bears and honeybees,  
There's endless possibilities,  
AND NO, THAT'S NOT HYPERBOLE!  
Our motto's "Campe Diem," and that means I'm telling Youuuuuuuuuuu.....  
We've got:  
Archery, Hiking, Search-and-Rescue, Biking, Horseback-riding, Training that will save you from a heart-attack, Scuba-diving, Miming,  
Football, Limbo, Science, Stunting, Pre-calc, Spaceships, Treasure Hunting, Bomb defusal, No refusal, Fantasy, Circus Trapeze, and Fights and Ghosts and Paints and Snakes and Knives and Chess and Dance and Weights!  
It's Camp Camp!  
*urrgh....*  
*SLAP*  
>Wake up!<  
Aah! Ah! H-wa?  
...Nikki?  
What am I wearing?  
Where are we?  
Where happiness goes to DIE.  
>Oh. My. God.<  
Is that... Nikkaaaaah?  
Heh, hey... guys...  
You know them?  
Ew, who is thaat?  
Tabbii, Erin, pleeze.  
A Flower Scout always welcomes others with daintyness and respaact.  
...Flower scouts?  
*Angelic Chorus*  
Nikki? YOU were a Flower Scout?  
Ugh, yeah...  
...But they were totally boring, so I bailed.  
*A-hem!*  
It's sooo good to see you again, Nikki.  
And, um...?  

Neil: Ne-  

Nikki: ANCY!  

Nee-ancy...?  
YES! It's uh... spelled REALLY DUMB, it's French.  
Oooh!  
Fraaance!  
I'm Tabbii, with two "i's!"  
Well, come on, Neeancy! Our morning activities are staarting!  
...You can come too, Nikki.  
Man, we really lucked out.  
GRaraARgrah!  
Hey... you think Max is okay?  
*SLAP*  
*SLAP*  
Why do yoU KEEP HITTING ME?!  
AND WHY IS IT ONLY CLOUDY OVER YOUR SIDE OF THE LAKE?!  
That's enough, Petrol.  
Don't want to over-tenderize the new meat.  
Who the hell are you?  
Cedar Scout, First Class, Edward Pikeman.  
Senior Patrol Leader of Woodscout Troop 818.  
And it looks like you're our latest recruit.  
God, your face is gross.  
...Whaa...?  
Oh, sorry, that just slipped out...  
Dude...  
Sorry... I know...  
That was mean.  
It really was...  
It's just... you were so close...  
Enough!  
Enrollment into our organization has reached and all-time low.  
So we have no choice but to forcibly recruit new members into our program.  
I mean, have you considered that enrollment is low because you guys do things like kidnap other campers?  
Oh, we don't kidnap campers...  
That'd be immoral.  

Max: That guy LITERALLY stabbed me in the back.  

No... he RESCUED you.  
After you ran away from Camp Campbell.  
Remember?  
And now... we're going to make a Woodscout out of you...  
MAX.  
>Prepare the ropes course!<  

Max: Nooooooooooooooo!  

*Montage music*  
*Sparkle-sparkle noise*  
Consider yourself an honorary Flower Scout, Neeancy!  
Wow, Sasha, thanks!  
This place is amazing!  
Air conditioning, indoor plumbing, free wi-fi!  
The badge is actually a hotspot.  
Wow.....  
I mean, what did you think this place was like?  
A girl can't be expected to rough it in the cruel outdoors!  
A-men, sister!  
>Hey guys, check it out!<  
*Squawk!*  
I named him Timothy!  
Nikki, that's incredible!  
Eeeeewwwww!!!!!  
Huh?  
Nikki, gross!  
It probbly has woorms!  
What is wrong with you?  
...But he brought gifts....  
*BLUAH.*  
*Wet smack.*  
Aaaaaah!  
Neeancy, get away from her!  
What? Why?  
Can't you see-ah?  
She's nahht normaaal.  
Neeancy, I know you're new, but you have to see that Nikki's just not Flower Scout material.  
It's why we ran her out in the first place.  
You RAN her out?  
Of course!  
It was for her own good! She's just so... unladylike.  
She likes bugs.  
And fighting  
And exercising for reasons other than sculpting the perfect body image.  
It's like if a boy came in here and tried to do what we do.  
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on.  
The hell's that supposed to mean?  
Uh, hell-ooo?  
Neeancy, boys are supposed to be tough.  
...And ruggeehd.  
...And if they pee in you, you get pregnant!  
Whoa.  
Tabbii.  
...My sister told me...  
Look, Neeancy, that's just how the world works.  
Now, do you want to be socially outcast?  
Or do you want to go get ice cream?  
Ya'll are some ignorant fucking cunts.  
*Gasp*  
...And the name's Neil!  
Let's get out of here, Nikki.  
Also! I'm keeping the wi-fi!  
TIMOTHY AWAY!  
*Victory Squawk*  
Aah!  
...He can pee in me anytime.  
TABBII SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?  
Thanks for sticking up for me, Neil.  
Yeah, well, Paradise isn't Paradise without your friends.  
That was super gay.  
We JUST learned a lesson about stereotyping!  
Oh, right. Sorry.  
...You think Max learned any valuable lessons on his adventure?  
You know, maybe I don't hate Camp Campbell.  
Maybe I hate EVERYTHING.  

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