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"Maliyah's Melody" is the ending theme of "Eggs Benefits," the ninth episode of season two of Camp Camp. It is written and performed by Richie Branson, and is played during the ending credits.
Lyrics[]
| When she was just a zygote |
| I was goin' psycho |
| Zika goin' viral |
| So I kept her in a silo |
| Wasn't even born but I was checkin' on her Fico |
| Now I'm plannin' education |
| And the places that she might go |
| Every day, I'm like |
| "Oh shit, I have a kid!" |
| Hope she never has to fight cancer |
| Like her daddy did |
| But if she gets her mother's genes |
| I'd be happy, then |
| 'Cuz she be running track I bet she be the fastest kid! |
| Buy my baby everything she wanna buy |
| With a weekly allowance of a hundred dimes |
| Tell her she can't have a boyfriend 'til she's 25 |
| But I'll be the type of dad that she can run it by |
| Huh, I'm keepin' up with every new fad |
| I hope my daughter's friends think she gotta cool dad |
| Got that family health insurance with the full plan |
| Shit, but I hope we never have to use that |
| Baby (Huh?) |
| I got a baby (What?) |
| She's the reason that I stay motivated |
| And when it comes to my baby I'm crazy |
| So if you hurt my baby I'ma punch your face in |
| Look, I got a baby (Huh?) |
| I got a baby (What?) |
| She's the reason that I stay motivated |
| And when it comes to my baby I'm crazy |
| So if you hurt my baby I'ma punch your face in |
| Look, I got a baby |
| I wanna take her places that I've never been |
| Takin' trips to stimulate intelligence |
| This is Clinton, Clinton set the precedent |
| But I think my daughter might become the president |
| The first lady I ain't talkin' 'bout Melania, |
| First-rated college education get them dollars up |
| Look, I'm just tryna be a good father, bruh |
| Hope my daughter thinks I'm the shit |
| Like I got Cholera |
| Huh, I might teach her how to speak Russian |
| Just in case this election has some repercussions |
| That line'll get them hotter than a baker's oven |
| Haters tweeting by the dozen but I fly above it |
| Baby clothes |
| Daddy's got his third right (?) |
| I'll have my daughter dressin' flyer than a bird's flight |
| I can't wait to see my baby write her first rhyme |
| Shit, I thought I heard her rappin' when she first cried |
| Baby (Huh?) |
| I got a baby (What?) |
| She's the reason that I stay motivated |
| And when it comes to my baby I'm crazy |
| So if you hurt my baby I'ma punch your face in |
| Look, I got a baby (Huh?) |
| I got a baby (What?) |
| She's the reason that I stay motivated |
| And when it comes to my baby I'm crazy |
| So if you hurt my baby I'ma punch your face in |
| Look, I got a baby. |