|“||The Flower Scouts' cookie sale is not going well, and if the girls are gonna win an all-expense paid trip to Cabo, they're gonna have to do some actual work. Ugh, the worst. So they try spicing up their cookies with a secret ingredient!||”|
It's the first day of the Flowerscout cookie sales, and troop #789 is planning on selling the most cookies in the country. Their 'Garden Mother,' Miss Priss, refuses to let Suzie Mendez make her look bad in front of the other garden mothers. Their need to win is increased by the fact that this year, the Flowerscout Organization has included a trip to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, as the grand prize for the troop that sells the most cookies.
The Woodscouts approach Erin, Tabii, and Sasha, and offer them the last box of Woodscouts' popcorn. They quickly decline, and Edward Pikeman informs them that they just sold 99% of their popcorn supply, due to moving their sales a month earlier (as suggested by Gwen in "Gwen Gets a Job"). Jermy Fartz comes over, and tells Pikeman that he forgot to crack the window, to which Pikeman replies 'I didn't forget anything!" The Woodscouts then leave. The Flowerscouts complain about possibly not being able to sell enough cookies to go to Cabo, and Miss Priss tells them that they have to sell their cookies by any means necessary.
The Flowerscouts try to make sales outside a General Store in Sleepy Peak, but are unable to sell a single box. Sasha slams her cookies down on the table, frustrated. Erin tries to calm her down, telling her that 'stress causes wrinkles.' Sasha says that, as long as she's cute and beautiful, people should give her what she wants, which includes buying their cookies. Tabii suggests that maybe everyone filled up on popcorn, to which Sasha yells, "Or maybe they're all freaked out by your disgusting eyepatch, Tabii!" This causes Tabii to start crying, and she declares herself a monster.
Miss Priss comes out of the store, asking them to keep it down because of her wine headache. Sasha and Erin ask her what they should do, and Tabii is eating cookies to get rid of her feelings. Miss Priss tells them to try working a little bit harder, and Erin agrees, suggesting they try to better themselves as people and sell the cookies fairly. Sasha and Tabii call her an idiot, and say she sounds stupid. Erin quickly apologizes. Sasha says that it isn't their fault that the cookies aren't selling, and that they need to make the cookies themselves better in order to sell them. The girls all look at Miss Priss as she sprinkles desoxyn into her drink. When the girls question her on what it is, she tells them that desoxyn is the Spanish word for sugar. They ask her for it, and she tells them that they can't have it, as she gets it from her sugar daddy, so it's very expensive. Miss Priss then hits her high, and goes off to Muffin Tops, leaving the girls to themselves. Erin suggests that they steal the desoxyn from Miss Priss when she isn't near her purse, and the girls hide under a trench coat to buy merlot from the liquor store, putting their plan into action.
After Miss Priss gets drunk enough to pass out, the girls sneak into the room she's sitting in, and dig through her purse. After finding the desoxyn, they head to the kitchen and sprinkle it on some of their cookies. They go back to Sleepy Peak and start selling them to passerby. The cookies sales are going well, until they run out of desoxyn. The Flowerscouts now have to track down Miss Priss's sugar daddy. They do so by stealing her phone and going through her contacts until they find him.
They meet 'Dirty Kevin' in a alleyway near where they were originally selling their cookies, and he tells them he isn't interested in buying anything. After telling him that they want 'cane sugar,' he says that he doesn't sell to minors. Tabii opens a case full of money, and Kevin agrees to helping them out. He helps them bake, and is, at the same time, providing them with more desoxyn and later bags of crystal methamphetamine. Sasha watches over a group of Flowerscouts as they apply meth to the cookies, Erin supervises cookies getting loaded into a truck, and Tabii keeps other sellers away from their part of the town.
Their cookies sales are going so well, in fact, that they're interrupting the work of a Mexican drug cartel, the head of which is Rafael Guzman. To him, they're known as 'Las Diablitas.' The screen cuts to Sasha, Tabii, and Erin sitting on top of a pile of money and cookies. Kevin enters the room, and informs the girls that Rafael wants to meet with them. Sasha groans, and the girls head to Rafael's mansion in Mexico. Erin rings the doorbell, and they're greeted by two of the cartel members. The girls are escorted inside.
In Rafael's office, he turns around in his chair and is surprised to see that the Flowerscouts are young girls. After calling them foolish for visiting him, Tabii assumes he's calling her stupid, and approaches his desk angrily. Sasha tells her to back away, and she does so, glaring at Rafael the whole time. Rafael asks his bodyguards what the girls are talking about when they say he should be thanking them, and Sasha signals for Erin and Tabii to attack. They throw sharpened cookies (which are reminiscent of shuriken), which hit the bodyguards in the head, killing them. Rafael calls for backup, and the other cartel members bust into the room, only to see the Flowerscouts with guns.
Sasha holds her glock up to Rafael's head, asking if he really wants to mess with them, or if he'd rather buy cookies. Rafael hurriedly answers that he'll buy all of their cookies, and the cartel members hold up their money, agreeing. Erin excitedly tells the other girls that they now have enough money to go to Cabo, and Rafael confusedly tells them that they're already there. The girls point their guns at him again, and Tabii tells him that they're in Mexico, not Cabo. Rafael explains that Cabo San Lucas is a city in Mexico, and is where he lives.
Erin, Sasha, and Tabii throw out their cookies, declaring the sales a complete waste of time. Erin asks if the others think that they learned anything from that ordeal, and the girls pause to think about it, until Max, Nikki, and Neil crash through the roof of the building in an airplane. Max tells Nikki that he said to pull up, and Tabii excitedly waves to Neil. Erin and Sasha drag her away.
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- Two references to the TV show, Breaking Bad, are made.