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"Camp Campbell Wants YOU!" is the first non-trailer media released for Camp Camp.

It is unknown where this media sits chronologically in the series (or if it is even canon), other than it possibly being set after the first actual episode of Camp Camp– "Escape from Camp Campbell".

Synopsis

Max, Neil, Nikki, and David watch the latest Camp Campbell advert on public-access television. The advertisement describes all the different activities and camps of Camp Campbell, as described by Cameron Campbell.

Transcript

The transcript for "Camp Campbell Wants YOU!" may be edited here.
[ Preroll advert ]  
[crowd cheers]  
RTX! RTX!  
[crowd cheers]  
[ Media begins ]  
*beep*  
*beep*  
*beep*  
[marching music]  

Cameron Campbell: Fun!  

Campbell: Neat!  

Campbell: Adven-  

Campbell (overlay): LEGITIMATE  

Campbell: These are the words that could be said  

to describe the thrilling adven-  

Campbell (overlay): SUMMERS  

- you could have at Camp Campbell!  

Campbell: Hello there! My name is Cameron  

Campbell, roguishly handsome entrepreneur,  
world famous adventurer, and founder of Camp Campbell.  

Campbell: Ask your parents about me.  

Campbell: I guess you could say I've spent my years living life to the fullest,  

Campbell: and it's high time I shared my adventures with the future.  

Campbell: No, I'm not a time traveler. I'm of course talking about the children.  

Campbell: Just like you and little Davey here.  

Campbell: What do you say, sport? Are you ready to  

have some fun?  

Davey (reading off of script): Boy am I, Mr. Campbell! But what kind of fun did you have in mind?  

Davey: How was tha-  

Campbell: We've got all kinds of fun activities, from hiking to archery, and even more in between.  

Campbell: Here's a short list now.  

Campbell: Think it can't get any better? Think again, idiot!  

Campbell: Camp Campbell is equipped with the  

finest facilities,  
and cutting-edge 20th century technology.  
[splash and panicked yelling in the distance]  

Campbell: Hey, save some fun for the rest of us!  

Campbell: We've also enlisted a highly trained  

staff that are kind, caring, and above all,  
not threatening in the slightest.  
[crash]  

Quartermaster: ARGH! Get back here so I can threaten you little s-  

*tone*  

Campbell: And speaking of staffers, here's one now!  

(voice off camera): pst, Gwen!  

Gwen: Uh, yeah, I'm Gwen, hi.  

Gwen (after being prodded): JESUS, WHAT-  

*tone*  

David: How do I look, Max?  

Max (off camera): Good.  

David: Framing's all right?  

Max: Yeah.  

David: Are you sure?  

Max: David, it's good!  

David: Okay, okay...  

David: Howdy-  

*beep*  

Campbell: Yes, Camp Campbell truly has everything. All that's missing now, is you!  

Campbell: So be sure to throw a tantrum until your parents sign you up for a camp-tastic summer  

at Cameron Campbell's Camp Campbell summer camp!  

Campbell: We'll be seeing you soon!  

And remember...  
Campe Diem!  

David: That was perfect!  

Daivd: Gwen, did you see it?! That was on public  

access! Public access!  

David: Ohh, this is gonna be the best summer ever!  

*sighs*  

Max: This is the worst summer ever.  

Campbell: Damn fine work on those edits, Davey! Really saved a boatload on reshoots.  

Campbell: Hey, is it too late to add video editing camp?  

Campbell: I just got an idea for a lucrative yet  

morally grey way to make more commercials...  

Characters

Gallery

To see the full gallery, go to Camp Campbell Wants YOU!/Gallery.

Trivia

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