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"Better Than You" is a song in the season 2 opening episode "Cult Camp" and is sung by David and Daniel. The song was written by Miles Luna.


I hope this won’t sound impolite
Or come across as too forthright
But even though you seem alright, I...
Think I’m better than you!
Now please do keep this thought in mind
That’s just my personal conviction
You’re smart and fun, you’re sweet and kind
I’d call our friendship an addiction
Your shoes are shined, your breath dulce
But still I find I have to say, I…
Think I might be better than you!
You seem impressed with what you’ve shown
But I don’t find it that compelling
You’ve sung my praise but not your own
And well, I think that’s pretty telling
But while we’re on the subject of
How I’m superb and leagues above, you
Ought to know I’m number one
I know that might be hard to swallow (Wa Wa Wa Wa...)
This hurts you just as much as me (OooOooOooo...)
But when this song is sung then you and I’ll know
That you’re just a nobody
Well friend I don't know what to say.
Try starting with your resignation.
Let's end this in the finale.
I'm dying from anticipation.
David Daniel
You’re really great, but let me state You've been outdone
You denigrate and seem to hate Now I've really won
The fact I’ll break you, abdicate But it was fun
Before I can asphyxiate, I... Your end's begun, and...
Think I might be better than you! Now I know I'm better than you!
Don’t hate me because it’s true! And I'll prove it to you, too!
Just know, I'm better than..... So watch as I identify
The skill to show I qualify
Like keeping up this camp charade
And tricking kids to drink kool-aid
To sacrifice them—
Oh wait


  1. Miles Luna [@TheMilesLuna] "THANK YOU to @getsomeevan & @BenZecker for taking a dinky little recording on my phone & turning it into absolute MAGIC in today's #CampCamp" 9 June 2017. Retrieved 14 June 2017.

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